What is the most outrageous, hilariously disgusting, and otherwise (in)famous fanfic you've ever come across? [details inside]

Alright, Reddit, I got a new condenser mic + Grace Designs preamp for Christmas, and in addition to finally recording some songs that I have had lying around for a coupla years now, I'm interested in doing dramatic readings. So here's where you guys come in; post a link to a titularly described fanfic, and I'll compile the links into a .txt file to help me keep track. Once I get enough, I'll start doing the recordings, and, with the help of my graphic artist friend, begin uploading semi-professionally produced/edited videos featuring the voicework of yours truly.

Well, gentlemen, have at it; bring me your fanfics!