As an early teen, would you rather be caught with weed, condoms, or cigarettes.

Think back to the earliest time your parents didn't know you did any of these things, or at least didn't have concrete evidence. What would you rather have had them accidentally come across?

I'm thinking condoms. At least it means that though I was engaging in risky behavior, at least I was being safe about it. But I could definitely see how the other two would work depending on parents, circumstances. I'm curious to see peoples rationales for picking what they pick.

Edit: Fuck. Forgot the question mark.