FOR THE GOOD AND WELFARE OF r/trees

For the Good and Welfare of r/trees:

• We were coming home from an already very disappointing (no snow!) Colorado ski trip,

• and the flight was delayed,

• and when we finally got our late baggage,

• and got a late shuttle,

• to the car parking lot and find out our tire is flat,

• to have to wait for AAA for an hour because the road was too slanted,

• who took a while to change the tire,

• who finally did it after an hour,

• and then we finally get home

• and then I smoked a doobie.

• And I feel amazing

TL;DR: I'M HIGH BITCHES