You are a retard.

You are a retard. You must have some sort of mental handicapped for you to be such a moron. I'm not the smartest person in the world, but it doesn't take a genius to recognize someone thick as a brick, and more importantly, someone who's up to their eyeballs in utter bullshit and pretentious vomit.

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Worse, is that you're such a moron, and imbecile, someone so incapacitated for intelligent, rational thought, that it actually pains me, makes me feel dumber when around you, and frustrates me to no end, as I just can't beat you over the head with an intelligence stick, and it's just impossible for me to possibly make you see what a moron you are, and make you have some sense of self-awareness outside of your one-dimensional, shallow understanding of the world. It's frustrating. Like trying to show a dog the concept of tool using, it just doesn't have the mental capability to understand things outside of it's little simple world. It's futile, but I empathize with the dog more. At least he's trying.

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Worse even, is that you're not one of these people who aren't the smartest, but they know they're not the smartest and can come to terms with that. I think there's a lot to respect in that. But no, instead, you're one of those people who is a imbecile and rarely spews anything but crap, but thinks that they're really smart. Thinks that they're better and cleverer than everyone else. Likes to hear about how smart they are, and is always the first to come up with excuses never blaming themselves as to why things don't go right. I used to respect and relate to you. I used to think we were similar. I now wonder whether you've always been such a self-satisfied retard and I just couldn't tell, or if something's happened to you and you've gradually gotten more and more stupid, if your thoughts have become simpler, if you've become lazy and now simply resort to whatever the easy intellectualism is, if you've spent to much time with pretentious, self-superior, assholes, and their stink has clung to you, or if you've just gotten too drunk too many times and just don't have enough brain cells left to get you through a conversation without being a fuckhead of a retarded bitch.