For no other reason than I'm really drunk right now, here's how I feel about every team in the NFL

Giants- I don't like you guys much, but like everyone else I do enjoy remembering the patriot's 18-1 season. Eli is a funny quarterback.

Eagles- I like your coach and your style. Probably my favorite NFC East team.

Redskins- I feel bad for you guys but not enough to make me wish things got better for you. I like the lolskins

Cowboys- Fuck the cowboys

Patriots- I like Bill and I like Ochocinco. Tom brady I sometimes like but usually not. I like that you had a dynasty. It's a nice change of pace. Still, can't wait til you start sucking

Bills- Go bills! One day you'll succeed! Also, tailgating is awesome.

Jets- Hate the jets. Hate sanchez. Hate rex.

Miami- the phins are fine by me. I think your logo is really retro and neat, and it's nice that you guys are the dolphins and not the sharks or something.

Packers- I never liked the packers. It feels unamerican to say but it's true. I don't like the color scheme either. Lately packers redditors have been unbearable. When other teams like the Saints, Colts or Pats do great it's not bad, but man Packers fans are annoying.

Bears- DA BEARS Vikings- Cool logo, but not much else. I wanted you to beat the Saints in 09.

Lions- I'm glad you're having success now but have never been a huge fan. I love the silver helmets though. Barry sanders was a cool guy

Steelers- Hate the steelers, but then again most people do. I like polamalu. I hate the terrible towel. I don't mind you having the most sb trophies. It makes it easy to classify you as the bad guys,

Ravens- I wish you could beat the steelers more

Browns- The dog pound sucks. Deal with it

Bengals- I like you. I wish you success but your owner is awful. I like bengals fans cuz their orange is so bright! I usually root for the bengals. Boomer is cool.

Raiders- My team. Grew up on them. Live 10 minutes from the coliseum. I'm bummed everyone associates the fan base with gangsters. A lot of us are good guys, but a small percentage of our fans give all of us a bad reputation. Our uniforms are the best.

Denver- I hate you. I think your logo was cooler before. I hope you die. Tebow is a joke and is not the answer.

Chiefs- I hate you too but your fanbase and stadium are really cool. Still, fuck you guys and beating you last week almost gave me a heart attack but damn did it feel good. PS please beat the tebows this sunday.

Chargers- Hate you the least but still hate you. I'm very happy that you're sliding slowly into obscurity.

Niners- I don't hate you as much as I hate the fans. Living in the bay I got a full dose of them and they are the most pretentious, delusional fans I can imagine. A lot of my friends like you. I hope you fail miserably in the playoffs.

Seawaks- I love seattle! I'm glad we're no longer in the same division so I can root for you now.

Cards- Meh. nothing to love or hate really. you have a neat stadium.

Rams- I don't really care for you much. You were better with yellow and blue. gold is doing too much

Saints- I like new orleans a lot. It's a cool city with a neat culture. I like the saints. I like brees. Your fans seems more devoted than the average fan base.

Falcons- I see you as the "bad guys" of the NFC south. Still I think you deserve more than what you've received lately. You have talent! tony Gonzales is a pimp.

Panthers- Before I nothing'd you but I read about your owner in that other thread so now I wish you the best!

Bucs- You beat us in the superbowl. I don't root against you for it but I know a lot of people that do. That being said, I don't root for you.

Titans- I dunno why but I don't really root for you guys much at all. I honestly can't think of a good reason why, though. sorry :(

Texans- I want you to succeed more so you can be more than that new expansion team but once that's over I think i'll stop liking you as much. Beating you this season was awesome.

Colts- The most boring good team there is. You are the SA Spurs of the SFL

Jags- MJD is a god and I hope your new owner brings you great things. The Jags don't get much respect so I feel bad for their fans. go jags go!

*EDIT: formatting. I'm not fixing the typos cuz there are too many and I am drunk. Looking back, I spent a lot of these comments on the aesthetics of teams.