70k people sign petition to not allow Bezos reentry when he launches his flying space penis.
businessinsider.com/jeff-bezos-thousands-sign...Posted Jun 21, 2021, 9:36 PM UTC
Posted Jun 21, 2021, 9:36 PM UTC
70,000 and 1 👍
And my axe!
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I once saw a feminist say if women designed rockets they wouldn't be phallic shaped to which the obvious response is, then you don't understand simple physics. But then you have Bezos come and fk that whole argument up with his giant space dildo...
Hey, they should be happy. The dildo is touted as a form of female empowerment by feminist.
Feminist and happy don't go together.
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Lmfao. True and based comment
SS: Seriously. Look at the thing. It looks like a penis.
It’s to make up for his lack in size…
dr. evil and his ship were Jeff's inspirations apparently.
Maybe they're attempting to impregnate space lol
Does it even take off the ground ? Elon must be laughing when looking at this shit.
if you wanna sign it. You can do here: https://www.change.org/p/the-proletariat-do-not-allow-jeff-bezos-to-return-to-earth
Let’s call this what it is - 70k plus people signed a petition for Jeff Bezos to be killed. Burned up in the atmosphere after the 4 minutes he’s going to spend in “space”.
I get the feeling he isn’t well liked.
His money will probably go to the ex-wife. She happens to be part of a movement to try and give all her money away.
Don't be so selfish, this is for the greater good. /s
Indeed. I get the sense a lot of people out there are angry.
Who wishes burning death upon somebody they've never met?
Where does this hatred and passion come from?
Seems very immature to me.
His treatment of workers is pretty well documented. Don’t have to meet him personally to want him gone.
Sounds to me like you are trying to post-facto rationalise your anger and hatred, friend,
Maybe they have their reasons.
How does one sign up?…asking for a friend
Sometimes the internet truly is beautiful.
sometimes.
I thought it was a tampon. I thought he was going to put it in his vagina and blast off into space
Love it!! Not until you pay the dues we say you owe!!! lol :)
Which might mean never!!! lol
whos gonna stop him; the space police?
Exactly, this petition is ridiculous and everyone signing it is legit braindead
why would they design it to look like that? It literally looks like one of their battery operated vibrators they might sell on their website..in fact I bet a battery powered vibrator that looks exactly like that and sold to mimic the rocket would sell gangbusters...
hmmmmmmm
'Blue Orgy'
there's no way he's actually going up in space. all space and NASA is fake anyways, but if it wasn't, would he really risk everything flying on an experimental rocket? think, amazon, think!
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That giant rocket-propelled penis sure looks like it can fly
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Sure, the petition will make him stay in space forever...get a life people lol
This would hurt my fdelings, I'm totally going to he'll for laughing!
Guy is going full Dr. Evil
Yeah he’s gonna fake his death with this.
Shot down by China, initiating the first Nation vs Corporation War. Watch out for their elite battle division: The Amazon Primarchs.
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That sounds awesome
I'll join that war on China's side.
China is just a massive corporation run by their government, the pollution and horrible conditions over there almost make the worst over here look like heaven.
I know, it's a totalitarian shithole. It was a joke about how much I hate Amazon.
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You can do what you want but…
China had a masterplan based on the assumption that the special treatment they received for decades to try and coax them into the international community would continue even when they abolish any pretense of reform and start trying to corner markets in other countries.
Now that the plan is shown to be a fantasy and they are panicking and lashing out. Also, their view of geopolitics is based on two flawed assumptions.
First, traditional sino-centric assumptions of vassal states. They view hegemonic states as the only real geopolitical players, hence the obsession with the USA. Because of this they get tunnel vision in their conflict with the US without really considering how smaller countries look at it.
Second, vulgar Marxist assumptions of the primacy of material interests. They believe that other countries will accept the dictat of whichever country has the greatest economic clout. This is a simplistic view which overlooks other considerations such as national security, as well as the role of non-state civil society actors, who have their own interests in human rights, property rights, freedom of speech, political rights etc, and have the power to determine and shape the policies of state actors.
The lashing out is an attempt to show third countries that China is top dog and they should bend the knee to China instead of US. It is a flawed worldview because I don't think other countries considered themselves to be bending the knee to the US, and it is more like China is manufacturing a situation where it is in the interests of third countries to back US containment policies.
Under Xi, room for discussion has narrowed so much that there are too many yes men in the inner circle and it would take a bold person to point out that UK changing their mind on Huawei is not because of finally succumbing to American pressure, but a rational response to Chinese actions that is in the UK's interests. So rather than pointing out that Xi's defining policy of a more assertive China is fundamentally wrong and self-defeating, people close to him will blame everything on US counter-measures.
As the fundamental (wrong) assumptions about the vassal nature of countries other than the US, China and maybe Russia go unchallenged, it is therefore logically consistent for them to assume that other countries resisting China is an outcome of US power, and therefore China needs to be even more assertive to show that it is them, not the US, who other countries need to listen to.
These assumptions are not new, but when China had fewer interests outside of its borders they were less important. Xi's return to one-man dictatorship and ideological uniformity has, however, constrained the possibility of correcting this course, and doing so requires challenging decades of Communist Power dogma on international relations so there would be a lot of cognitive dissonance in seeing where the problem lies, and also a lot of face lost as the CCP would have to basically admit that it doesn't understand world politics very well.
100%
And he will never pay taxes again.
Just another rich man's trick to evade tax. It's not enough he evades tax though, it's so easy nowadays, there's no fun, he wants the whole world cheering while he pretends he's sitting in his rocket.
Men will literally do anything to avoid paying taxes