She’s a chef, so it makes sense, but I still laughed so hard
Posted Jun 24, 2021, 1:37 PM UTC
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I would say that it doesn't make sense and is an unforgivable analogy in any context. So many better, sexier things "cling" to spoons. Meringue, frosting, whipped cream which you can lick off a person's body! Ganache!!
So many better edible treats to mention in this context. MAYO?!?
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Ooo I’ve read this one. It’s good!
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What’s the title of this?
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bittersweet by sarina bowen
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LOL thank you!! Total oversight on my part not posting the title
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I love that book!
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Oh god no. reminds me of that Ray Bradbury book where the reclusive aging opera diva eats spoonfuls of mayo right from the bucket 🤢
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*hurk*
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proceeds to barf
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She collapsed like an over-whipped meringue?
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Loooool!!!! I have done this, I wept, it's perfect.
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Nothing is worse than that one more fold and you've collapsed your egg whites.
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not barbri in the back 😭😭😭
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romance books bring me such joy during this awful time
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I read this to my husband and he suggested, "like al dente pasta to a wall."
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I laughed 😂
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How can you post that without the title!
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Someone's studying torts
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My husband hates mayo so I feel like I should say this to him and see his reaction.
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*inserts Gintama joke*
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Lol that’s great.
What about, “I clung to him like peanut butter on the roof of his month.” 😂