I’m tired, I’m going to bed at 8 PM.

It’s 8 PM on a work night, and I am totally exhausted. So I’m going to bed, right now, absolutely no questions asked and nobody else to put to bed first. I will then get eight or nine hours of uninterrupted rest and be fresh as a daisy tomorrow. It’s the small pleasures of being child free that make it all worthwhile sometimes. Good night everybody.

UPDATE: I did indeed wake up fresh as a daisy, and absolutely blown away by all your comments and awards. You guys are awesome and I hope you all enjoyed another day of being child free.