Porch pirate stole my Snazzy Bananya Cat!

Fucking Citadel is hiring shills to go around and steal Snazzy Bananya Cat Plushies delivered to shareholder's doorsteps.

Filing police report. Will update what happens. Not posting evidence of the theft because I do not want to Dox myself. Not a shitpost.

UPDATE: Police report filed. Contacted GameStop and they told me that theft is not covered. So..