Fuck my former roommate and anyone who associates with her

Obligatory “on mobile sorry for formatting”

I moved in with my former roommate because she was living with her ex. All she told me was that he freaked out on her and jumped ship. I believed her, because that sounds like something he would do, based on what she had told me of him. So I move in (without signing papers) and get settled and that’s when the shit started hitting the fan. I noticed dirty dishes piling up in the sink, when I know for a fact I either a) clean up after myself immediately or b) hadn’t cooked/eaten at home for the last couple days. She also got on my case about using the dishwasher all the time because it “used too much energy”.

Then, about a month later, she goes back to her parents house for a few weeks and leaves me to take care of one of her cats and her dog. I was okay with it initially, but she was gone for almost a month. Also, during this time, her ex was booted from his place and she took him in without giving me anything but a day’s notice. I was pretty pissed, ngl. But I let bygones be bygones and put my head down and dealt with it. That’s when the story gets very juicy…

Every time she told me that he left her for no reason was a complete lie. She cheated on him at least 4 times while they were together. The whole reason he jumped ship was because he discovered texts between her and someone else, while she was living across the country, WHILE HE WAS IN WORK RELEASE. AND SHE LIED TO HIM ABOUT IT! It got even worse when we had to move out of the original apartment due to it having no functioning heat and black mold growing everywhere. That’s another story though.

So we get to the new place and shit really starts hitting the fan. We live in a state where recreational marijuana is legalized, so naturally I partake in my down time. About 3 months into the time I lived with her, she had quit all three of her jobs and relied on her parents for rent. That meant she had no positive income of her own aside from doordash on the weekends. Apparently she took that as my weed being open season. She smoked a gram of wax in a week when it takes me at least a month to go through the same amount. Also, apparently my door being closed also meant that she doesn’t have to knock to come in.

Then, about the end of may, things are getting really testy between her and me & her ex. Turns out her ex is actually really cool and a good guy and has turned into one of my best friends. Again, another story. So she decided to move out while still on the lease, ransacks the apartment and steals my roommates dog. Holy shit, don’t move in with someone who doesn’t take their meds.