Oops named my slicey boi

Haha I just named my fav slicey so now I can't get rid of it bc I'm emotionally attached to a pencil sharpener blade. His name is Peter, Peter the Yeeter, btw. My doc wanted me room searched by my parents but they missed my primary yeeting tools bc I hid them like a dumbass so now I have to lie about having Peter otherwise they'll make me get rid of him. I don't plan on using him to yeet anytime soon though. Might designate a decoy yeeter Incase I relapse in the future and need to hand something in. Even when Peter gets dull I won't toss him bc he is Peter 😕