Landqueen makes the common mistake of marrying a rentoid, who wants to invest in $FNKO

Posted Jul 2, 2021, 3:04 PM UTC

Posted Jul 2, 2021, 3:04 PM UTC
What do you expect when you lay with Hogs?
Landqueen made a mistake but remember its not her fault its the rentoid trash’s fault
Absolutely! They can be deceptive sometimes! One of my tenants was having issues with my fridge the other day (turns out she did not know it needed to be closed to work), and while visiting I found her pet spider crawling along the floor! She insisted it was not a pet, but I am not gullible enough to believe such a terrible lie and served her the 30 days notice immediately. No pets!
Aw, you’re so kind to these rentoids! One of mine once said she needed more time to pay for the housing I kindly give her for free with tax, had some excuse about “my husband died and I need to find a third job” but I saw through her bullshit! I marched in, opened her fridge, and I find something called “insulin.” She blew rent on some kind of new drug and now can’t pay rent? Right, “had to find a third job.” 🙄 Rentoids and their lies
🤢🤢 Absolutely disgusting!
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Thinks it acceptable to have one worker and one mooch? Bet Smiley and her partner are so happy 😂😂😂
/un-landchad. a $2,000 payment for half of a 650k house is excessive. Any decent mortgage for that amount is less than 3k/ month so rentoid man had better be getting on the deed
After reading the article, he doesn't want a mortgage, he doesn't want to buy half. He agreed to this before he got married, and now he wants a free ride. He pays slightly more than half of the expenses (24k- around 8 tax)/30k (They both make over 100k) and she takes on all risk.
It wasn't the worst investment
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Yeah, I'm a LEECH. Landlord Eagerly Evicting Chapos Hilarously. Now, stop whining. Rent's due.
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Marrying a rentoid? Didn't know there were states with legal beastiality. Disgusting...
Unfortunately it's still legal in some states, although Hawaii is working to make it illegal as soon as possible!
Turning filthy rentoid v*rgins into your orbiters is a professional technique to highten their rent tolerance, you can even make them give you extra tips through gifts and diners (and maybe even a fraudulent onlyfans account if you're a dirty type 😏)
Rentstacy's get extra business opportunities compared to us rentchads, a pay gap might even start forming soon 😢
Don't we all occasionally take a cookie out of the jar though? I occasionally visit my rentoid's live-in gf when he's working at the coffee shop.