We can dolphin dive on our slip’n’slide!

Posted Jul 3, 2021, 4:26 PM UTC

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Cruxifux•

900 percent chance there is some religious group responsible for this.

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He's probably Mormon and all those kids are his family.

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TechnicalCloud•

Why are all of his friends children?

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Poop4SaleCheap•

Because everyone his age would rather vape and pop pills

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sci-fi-lullaby•

I'd rather pop vapes than chill with this dork and his parents/ little sister's friends

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usernamechooser•

At first I was like "oh well....he's just making silly music for kids...." then I looked at his channel and he's basically pretending to be a kid. Creepy.

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agent0017•

Omg where to start.

From that weirdly put "Summertime" in the background, the generic first verse that starts with "its a brand new day" and then explaining how the day is, also "its epic", the generic chorus that only repeats the same line, to the bad bridge etc.

Its so painfully generic and with the chours that 100% will be used as a sing along at a convention most people like Sharer do I guess it did its job.

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letsplaysomegolf•

This guy is not supposed to come within 300 feet of a school, so I definitely don’t think he’s supposed to be hosting a swim party with a bunch of kids.

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bilbo_swagginz_boi•

Does he have some nasty charges on him?

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elementarydrw•

Well, that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I mean, it's not for me in the slightest, not my taste, but it sounds like kids would like it. I kinda liked the theme too. Just a simple song about enjoying the summer. One of the few times I've seen a kids YouTube song posted here which wasn't just some adults trying to flex on preteens. (Video notwithstanding).

I've seen that dude being taken the piss out of by other YouTubers for his content (wasn't the Danny Gonzalez Slime track a piss take of this guy?) And was expecting way more cringe...

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haha you like it

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scooterandchainsaw•

What?

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