I met Jerma at Twitchcon 2019, and I think I'm finally ready to share what happened on that day.

This is something I've been wanting to talk about for a long time now, but I've always been terrified of what the consequences could be. Jerma did something that made me feel terrified and unsafe, and I have reason to believe he's been doing this for a long time now, and I can't believe nobody has noticed, or that any of his other victims, if they even realize they're victims, haven't also spoken out.

TL;DR at the bottom.

I imagine most of you are familiar with [this video.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBsjJfNlXdc) I was actually there watching it happen, you can't see me because I was in the crowd behind Jerma. I remember very clearly watching and, at the time, laughing along with everyone else as the guy measured Jerma's height with a tape measure. When it was determined that his height was five foot eight inches, I was surprised and chuckled, I knew the the short jokes were always heavily exaggerated, but that was a completely normal height, yet especially compared to the tape measure guy he looked at least below average.

At first I just dismissed it as a some weird psychological trick my own brain was playing on me. As the person filming the video put their phone away, I readied myself to go up and greet him myself (I didn't want to interrupt the bit and am rather camera shy) but as I took one step forward, I noticed something. My eyes naturally drifted down towards Jerma's absolutely titanic ass, as is natural, but then I saw it. That is not Jerma's dumpy. I'd recognize that massive dumper from a mile away, but this dumptruck was completely foreign to me.

That's when I realized the horrible truth, and my heart sank. The not-as-short-as-I-was-expecting height measurement, the flat and sad asscheeks...That was not Jerma. It couldn't be. It must have been someone else. I must have been mistaken, this has to be some other streamer that just looks like Jerma, right?

I went up and talked to him. I asked him if he was Jerma. He said yes. And just like that, my worst fears were confirmed. The face was correct, it was the same one I recognized from the webcam on his streams. But this man is not Jerma, he can't be. But he told me he was. He lied to me. Right to my face, as if his ass, the ultimate form of verification, wasn't right there in front of me to see. I was disgusted, horrified, I felt violated.

This man is not Jerma. This man is an imposter.

I pretended to be excited to meet him, got his autograph, all that. Then we parted ways, or so he thought. I discreetly followed him to see how he acted with other people, as well as gather other intel. From the shadows, I first conducted the smell test. Without him knowing, I got as close as I could to the legendary dumpy and took a big whiff, as I usually do on Friday nights. Not only was this imposter physically different, he smelled completely different from Jerma too. This odor was not that of my favorite bootylicious mega milk'd cat-boy-to-be.

I watched as he mingled with "his" fans, and whoever this man really is, he had Jerma's mannerisms down pat. None of his victims could tell he wasn't the real Jerma. If you met Jerma too on that fated day, I don't blame you for not realizing, because this imposter was far from suspicious. I continued to shadow him and watched all his interactions for the rest of the con, and amazingly he didn't break character a single time, and unfortunately nothing else of note really occurred.

I just...I can't believe this. I can't believe Jerma lied to us. For years. Every single video, every single picture, all of them were lies. Why would Jerma hire an actor to impersonate him? For an entire decade? This can't be about privacy. This has to be something else. He must be planning something sinister. Maybe his plan is already in action. Have you guys ever seen Jerma's basement? I haven't. What's down there? Why doesn't he want us to know? Does he even live in Vegas as he claims, or was that yet another lie to keep us as far away from whatever is in his basement as possible? Is the real Jerma still in Boston? Will I be next?Will you? I don't know the answer to any of these questions. But at the very least I do know one thing.

This guy is fucked.

TL;DR: >!When the imposter is sus!<