Don't let anyone tell you that you have too many plant photos on your phone. That's TOXIC. Introducing my literal SON. His name is Jay and I check on him 47 times a day 🥰
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reddit.comPosted Jul 20, 2021, 3:54 AM UTC
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reddit.comHe looks healthy
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Your son looks very happy and healthy!!
I second the sentiment that you can never have too many plant photos on your phone. 😊
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He's so plump and look at all that healthy new growth - you definitely found a good one with Jay.
Also, I love your energy, cocainechestpains🤍
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Thank you 💚💚💚
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Your son is very handsome. I hope my split rock will one day be as big and happy as he is.
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He looks super happy and healthy! Nice gritty mix! Is what i see on top, all the way thru to the base of the pot? I discovered I have one of these plants (poor thing was improperly named at his birth place) and i am looking to model him after Jay!
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I'm so glad you and Jay have each other. Jay could perhaps do with a little less helicoptering, but I can tell you're the right kind of fierce parent that just wants what is best for their kid.
You've even got him all dressed up correctly for his first day of school soon. I can tell you and Jay make each other happy my friend :)
Don't worry! I may stare at him every single hour like a crazy stalker but I only look and NOT WATER! I've had him 6 months and have only watered once or twice :) he was originally in some terrible damp way too organic soil because I saved him from home depot lol. So after extensive research I switched him to a far more suitable gritty mix and he seems to be super happy in it😀 I'm super glad I found this sub I feel like split rocks are the cutest plants ever ☺