Someone told me I look like a pineapple. Do I look like a pineapple to you?
Posted Jul 27, 2021, 5:30 PM UTC
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Pretty sure pineapples don’t have beautiful blue eyes
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😆
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My thought exactly. Wow, what beautiful eyes!!!
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I've always wondered what pineapple seed taste like. 🤔. That's a joke. I'm not a creep. I swear.
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That's a shame
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Maybe they meant you look really sweet and delicious to eat? 🤷🏾♂️
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Perhaps 🤔🤔
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Vore??
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Virtual whore??? I have no idea wtf a vore is.
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You're lucky and precious you bean.
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Never look up what vore is, you bean 😂 you’ll regret it
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This feels like a very 2girls1cup kinda crossroads. The world was a different place before 2g1c I often wish I could go back to the days of naivety and innocence. I’m gonna take the advice given and just let vore be virtual whores in my bubble of innocence.
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What has been looked up can never be undone looked up
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Vore is the act of eating parts of a sexual partner. Usually depicted in drawing or animation, due to the destructive nature of it.
The sexual arousal can be from eating, or being eaten.
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You just couldn’t let me retain my innocent ignorance could you?? Username checks out.
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If so, a lovely one with amazing eyes!
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💋
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If you are a pineapple, then pizza is not the only thing that I want covered in pineapple! Lol 😍😈😜 seriously though, you are very cute! 🙂
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Hehe thanks
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You’re juicy, but that’s it 😜
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Doesn't the symbol for pineapple mean friend or friendship? Either way, you are most handsome.
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I never knew pineapple was a symbol, thanks though LOL
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Actually I just Googled it. Pineapple is a symbol of "Hospitality".
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Thank you for this knowledge. I SHALL CHERISH IT ALWAYS
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No ! Tell Them to go f… off !
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I like your attitude 😏
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Speaking of your face , I am Looking at it now and something is twinging In my bushies ! No Pineapples anywhere to be found on you or me !
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You bad boy
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I’m hoping to see more of you here
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No you look like a beautiful person with beautiful eyes and beautiful smile
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You're very kind
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Love ya my friend
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Why has no one made a fine apple pun yet?
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Dunno. I'll keep waiting
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If by “like a pineapple”, they meant that you look sweet, then yes, you do!
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Thank you so much
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Of course not! How can anybody be so needlessly cruel that somebody that's so incredibly beautiful and handsome? :(
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So sweet
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Hot 🔥🔥🔥
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🤩
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Very cute, beautiful eyes and definitely not a pineapple 😍
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Aaww that's so sweet thank you very much
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You’re most welcome 🤗
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Hell no. You are absolutely seriously handsome. Not cute. Handsome. You need to laugh at them for being ridiculous
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😊
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You sure they didn't call you a 'Fineapple' 😉
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Hahaha there it is!
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May I throat punch them for you? You are absolutely beautiful.
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Feel free 😁
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You don’t look like a pineapple. You have the cutest eyes though… 💋
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Pineapple where? Maybe they meant you were sweet and juicy? Doubt it, but I don’t see it. Just a cute face!
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This dude really just posted a picture of a pineapple and thought we wouldn’t notice. /s
Haha I see what you did there