FrungyOPPRO AT TATEMAE AT THOSE LEVELS•

America sending their best.

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LifeDaikon✓ Real Naijin•

Military spouse trying her best to chill in the 'hood

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Hanzai_PodcastRaising Cabbages•

Any man coming back late from Jiro's spends a night in the box

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laika_cat•

Under different circumstances, I’d call this a lazy troll post — but, Okinawa.

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Johoku•

Y’all that was the second or third version of the post. It had a similar response in Tokyo first, iirc

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seanspicer2222•

OP should just get konbini sushi, guarantee they couldn't tell the difference anyway

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copy-kun和 Officiator •

Watch my documentary, Copy-kun Dreams of Copying!


Jiro dreams of sushi

I just moved to Okinawa. I want to make reservations at Jiro’s restaurant. How do I do that? I don’t speak Japanese.


^(Check out copy-kun on) ^github!

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Legal_RampageStriving for value-added excellence, one shitpost at a time•

I just moved to Hawaii. I want to make reservations at Lombardi's Little Italy. How do I do that? I don't speak with an over-the-top exaggerated Italian accent.

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Big-Man-Flex•

Full moons out. Make a wish

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Why tf would you move to Japan without speaking Japanese? I understand some people are introverts but imagine moving to a country where you can't talk to 80% of the population.

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toadindaholeエッチな会うはダメ•

Clueless JETs. Do you need help wiping your ass after using a Japanese toilet?

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theInfiniteHammer•

Yes.

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FrungyOPPRO AT TATEMAE AT THOSE LEVELS•

Noted. I got a kick out of a dummy asking in r/Okinawa about how to make reservation in Tokyo. Ticked a few boxes on my running Bingo card.

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