Ha! Wife bad at sex. Worthless. (found on an r/confidentlyincorrect post about sex workers being bad at math - so (/s) hilarious)

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this reminds me of a joke I saw on reddit not too long ago.

A man and his wife were low on cash, so the wife says, "I'm going to prostitute myself out to earn some money."

The husband says. "ain't nobody gonna pay anything to sleep with you, i bet you don't make $50!"

The wife makes a face and storms out the door, returning 8 hours later, exhausted.

Husband says "So how much did you make?" and she says "$50.50"

And she said "all of 'em."

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Or this one:

Guy comes home to his wife packing a suitcase. He asks WTH is going on.

Wife says "I just learned there's women in Vegas who get $500 for what I give you for free. I'm going there."

Husband remains silent but starts packing his own suitcase.

Wife says "What are you doing?"

Husband says "I'm going to Vegas also. I want to see how you live on $3000 a year."

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Can we just delete sex at this point

If yall are this miserable why do you stay married?

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I say this relatively often but whorephobia is a hell of a drug, that's for sure.