When I compare my time in Denver to when I lived in Kandahar, Pyongyang, or even Sarajevo during the the war, I realize that Denver is just the best place in the world. What bad things about Denver can you ignore to make other places seem worse?
Posted Aug 4, 2021, 12:32 PM UTC
I've only visited Cleveland, OH a couple times, but it was paradise compared to this cow town! The nice industrial smells (way better stank than what Purina puts out), humidity so I don't have to lube up my entire body like I do here, and the rivers catch on fire instead of the forests, much better imo.
Its like the rivers are doing all the heavy lifting for the forests! What a town!
Go back to Ohio. We’re full.
A homeless woman threw her own shit on me at a cell tower cite off Broadway a few years back.
Still better than that time I paid $3US for an escort in India. My dick’nballs still itch 2 years later.
Greeley - every time I fart, the people of Greeley thank me for helping the city smell better
“That’s Kersey that smells, not Greeley”
Intercourse, PA
I once was taken hostage by a dominatrix in Berlin and survived only on poppers and human sweat. Best summer I've ever had.
Have you guys ever been to Amarillo, Texas?
Austin is great! But I love Denver
One time I visited my Meemaw and Peepaw in Pueblo. The only accepted form of currency there is dance. I was in such good shape after that Summer that Casa Bonita hired me. They also let me sleep in Black Bart's cave. It's amazing how the gifts from one city can set you up to flourish in another. I guess my point is, don't look a gift city in the mouth. Namaste.
My stomach hurts now, thanks my Denver loving friend! "Dance", Jesus.