I think he's a chicken
Posted Aug 10, 2021, 7:50 PM UTC
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You’re a chicken Parm! You’re a damn chicken Parmesan!
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Why you always talking about eggs?
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Do you know how I won three NBA championships with the Los Angeles Lakers?
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This guy's more than sick, he's dead.
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They got the egg box open!
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You mean the file cabinet?
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For the record, my wife is not a chicken, and my kids are not eggs.
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#EGG SALAAAAD
what?
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This looks like all the eggs in the world
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Omg, are you like obsessed with chickens dude?
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HE'S THE ONE COMING IN HERE CRACKING EGGS-
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Twelve dozen?
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Why you are not holding 144 delicious hard-boiled eggs right now is be-yond me.
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Okayeg
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Are you the egg man?
Coocoo kachoo Jakey, are you the egg man or not?
I say 'Coocoo kachoo' a bad amount of times in conversation
How many times is a bad amount?
The worst amount.....12