Dude these plebeian magic the gathering users are ruining my fun by sharing their political agendas at my card table. How do I show them that their stance is wrong at a card game and in real life without beating the living shit out of them?

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Posted Aug 28, 2021, 3:40 PM UTC

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DatBoi247NEW SPARK•

Show them your Reddit post history, they’ll be cracking up so hard they won’t be able to make political statements.

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OverdoseGodOPBLACK MAGE•

That’s the entire point or maybe you’re so reatrded that you don’t get it, or maybe you’re just saying that to get anonymous points on the enternets. But I’m pretty sure you’re just a dumbass for even replying to this

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DatBoi247NEW SPARK•

“There’s a third gender which is me sticking my balls in your dad’s ass” had me cracking up for a while, high quality trolling

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OverdoseGodOPBLACK MAGE•

I do my best thank you kind sir

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SeikhralNEW SPARK•

WOTC became political first, not the players, its OUR point that we dont want magic to get political, and yes you are the retarded one for not seeing that.

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IVIaskeradeBLACK MAGE•

Might I suggest playing blue so that it's clear that you're only there to ensure nobody has any fun.

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OverdoseGodOPBLACK MAGE•

Very very very very very very very clever. I don’t play negate decks I’m a real ass nigga

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IVIaskeradeBLACK MAGE•

Yous an ass-nigga alright lil koolaid on yo lips boy

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OverdoseGodOPBLACK MAGE•

Chill hombre

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IVIaskeradeBLACK MAGE•

Ok

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EsquiresJackEquinesNEW SPARK•

Do a Pramikon, Sky Rampart EDH deck and when it comes into play you decide to either build the wall on the canada or mexico side.

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OverdoseGodOPBLACK MAGE•

I would rather shove my balls in your mouth than have to deal with what you just said. You’re in the wrong group homie.

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EsquiresJackEquinesNEW SPARK•

Good thing you have plenty of practice doing that with your playgroup.

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mtgloreseekerSOOTHSAYER•

Hi Piraka

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GauwalBLUE MAGE•

You could start by saying it maybe ? you know like a normal adult talking things out ?

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OverdoseGodOPBLACK MAGE•

Or maybe I’m too busy raping your mom like a repeat offender and getting away with it again and again and again

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sandstonexrayDRUID•

Not really though. Look at his comments being downvoted. He clearly doesn't represent what any of the regulars here want to see.

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OverdoseGodOPBLACK MAGE•

Because stupid people like you reply to my dick in your butt?

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GauwalBLUE MAGE•

You're so pathetic it makes me sad by proxy ...

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OverdoseGodOPBLACK MAGE•

That’s hilarious. You should do stand up if you actually could

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puppysnakes•

Shit troll is, of course, bad at trolling.

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