IMAT an apartment in Chicago, 19 y/o ForeverAlone, AMTDA (more information within)

So like it says, I'm a 19-year-old with nary a girlfriend in history. I'm growing increasingly agitated as Desperation Day and the dreaded, subsequent Valentine's Day approach. Come that time, I'll be just about ready to throw all fucks out the window. Bearing the above in mind, Ask Me To Do Anything for the next week. TL;DR: Dude desperate in romance is willing to do crazy shit.