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ProudSpeed

So like, wtf. Is she referring to the virgin pure Virgo or is she insane?

So like, wtf. Is she referring to the virgin pure Virgo or is she insane?

Posted Sep 1, 2021, 3:38 AM UTC

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I bet the baristas at Starbucks have a fucking ball with that name

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AlfWoozy•

Or her name is really spelled Joslyn and “Jausleighn” was what was written on her Starbucks cup.

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4SeasonWahine•

I mean.. adoption is a thing 🤷🏼‍♀️

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ProudSpeedOP•

I mean yea but the marriage tho? What kinda Eugene does she marry that she doesn’t fuck him

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Mr_Julez•

Everyday she's jostlin

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BlameHimMMK•

Ask her and find out!

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hymensmasher99•

How the fuck do you even pronounce that name?

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-lamppost-•

Immaculate Conception

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babbykorina•

she probably means she hasn’t had sex in so long so she claims she’s a virgin lmao. i joke around and say that shit too 🤣

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ProudSpeedOP•

Oh damn lol well I sure didn’t take it like that lol 😂

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Chicken-go-bawk•

I mean, I suppose she could have had a hymenoplasty, but I highly doubt that. Even then, if those kids are biologically hers, she wouldn't be a natural virgin anymore

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Thatgirl629•

Does it matter? Swipe left.

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kobeflip•

Counterpoint: there is so much weird here that you must swipe right!

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Thatgirl629•

For investigative purposes

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kobeflip•

Call yourself Joseph. Suggest meeting up at the bar with your three wise friends.

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