Was urged to post my smoothie recipe here...

Been a Vitamix cultist for a few years, this is my go-to, every morning shake if I am skipping breakfast (or feel absolutely terrible from the night before):

The Jesus Juice (because it dies for last night's sins)

Loaded up whole or halved, in order:

• Handful of my frozen berry medley (yeah Oregon livin')
• A good sized beet
• Half a cup of frozen mango chunks
• Frozen sleeve of Acai puree
• 2 Carrots
• Apple
• Handful of spinach
• 4 leaves of Purple and Black Kale
• 1 leaf Rainbow Chard
• 2 ribs celery, "deveined"
• A nubin of ginger
• Banana
• A handful of grapes
• A kiwi
• A quarter of a lemon

Once loaded I fill with water til the level reaches about halfway. I use a programmable model on Smoothie mode but I cut it after about a minute. On a manual you would od the usual, start on 1, kick it to 10, shut it down at about 1 minute. If loaded properly (no pushing) you can even leave the tamper in the drawer. Makes about 45 to 50 ounces. Sticks to the ribs.