r/AskReddit•
bit0fun

If there was one item that you could never lose for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Posted Sep 3, 2021, 2:31 AM UTC

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Dazzling-Try57•

My bidet

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bit0funOP•

Honestly curious if there is any particular reason why? Do you have a special bidet?

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Dazzling-Try57•

Heated 5 temperature settings , dryer , 5 spray patterns and makes white noise to drown the sound . Automatically dispenses lavender antiseptic spray upon rising , and mood lighting

3
bit0funOP•

Dude that's intense. Hope you enjoy your poop raves

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[deleted]•

My life

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bit0funOP•

Think you already got that one going for you, so congrats!

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[deleted]•

IF it could be done without negative effects, skull implant. If I lose that, I'm dead anyway.

2
CheetahZebra69•

Does my precious dog count?

2
NaiveCritic•

Is it stuffed?

2
Revolefil•

My Soul.

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Beerdididiot•

My keys. Holy shit do I lose my keys so often. I have a designated spot in the house to put them AND I STILL LOSE THEM.

2
Involuntary_Boner•

Arrows.

Those things are $215 a dozen, and if you lose one you sure as he'll are spending 20 minutes finding it.

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Mathew495•

single ten dollar bill. Easy to rob people with and not a suspicious quantity of money.

2
plscallmeRain•

keys.

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renonemontanez•

My penis

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Tall_Mickey•

Keys. But if not keys, my loaded Victorinox with about 20 tools.

1
dudeman3•

My sanity

1
Beserked2•

$100 bill. Every time I spend it, it should magically appear back in my possession.

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ILuvUMaryJane27•

My dog

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