If there was one item that you could never lose for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Posted Sep 3, 2021, 2:31 AM UTC
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Posted Sep 3, 2021, 2:31 AM UTC
My life
Think you already got that one going for you, so congrats!
IF it could be done without negative effects, skull implant. If I lose that, I'm dead anyway.
Does my precious dog count?
Is it stuffed?
My Soul.
My keys. Holy shit do I lose my keys so often. I have a designated spot in the house to put them AND I STILL LOSE THEM.
Arrows.
Those things are $215 a dozen, and if you lose one you sure as he'll are spending 20 minutes finding it.
single ten dollar bill. Easy to rob people with and not a suspicious quantity of money.
keys.
My penis
Keys. But if not keys, my loaded Victorinox with about 20 tools.
My sanity
$100 bill. Every time I spend it, it should magically appear back in my possession.
My dog
My bidet
Honestly curious if there is any particular reason why? Do you have a special bidet?
Heated 5 temperature settings , dryer , 5 spray patterns and makes white noise to drown the sound . Automatically dispenses lavender antiseptic spray upon rising , and mood lighting
Dude that's intense. Hope you enjoy your poop raves