Why won't Karen Karen?
She's Still There...
All i want Karen to do is what comes naturally...
I should start at the beginning...
The last thing the GM and FOM said on their way out the door last night was that we were sold out for the next few days due to Humongous Trade Show (HTS).
Naturally, this meant that Karen needed to extend her stay throughout HTS. She has also decided to inform us of this fact @ 3am. I explain to her that we are sold out and that i cannot help her, but maybe our FOM can help, as they are my relief (Yes, that's a manager doing a quick turn around between doubles, just like a "real person").
Karen: "Like, Can't we do this now...?"
Me: internal facepalm "FOM won't be here until 7..."
She leaves...
... And returns 5 minutes later
Karen: "Like, can't we do this now...?"
And so the cycle still continues...
Posted Sep 3, 2021, 10:45 AM UTC
It’s always fun when Karen wants to see a manager when you know they can’t help, and won’t see a a manager when you know they can. It’s my conclusion that insane short haircut allows them the space to reach in and flip the brain upside down so they always want to do the opposite of the right thing in every circumstance.
Strangely, I actually knew a Karen named "Karin" who is a raging bitch and has that haircut.
I went through a phase as a pre-teen where I absolutely had to have that haircut, and I always cringe a little when I see pictures from those years. My hair goes well down my back now.
It's a cool anime hairstyle on cartoons but in real life it absolutely does not translate