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I am not a lawyer, but if the police try to stop you with lights in your car the constitution says you can just speed away if you're driving an awd subu. do not let the police hinder your speed to get to REI. trust me, also if you're looking to refinance your 30 year plus mortgage hit up my website.

Posted Sep 3, 2021, 12:58 PM UTC

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I have always loved you and I wish to make physical love to you right this very minute.

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phlural•

It’s true. Source: I was ripping a 5g dab while steering with my Chacos in my subie but got stopped for some reason. I showed my pocket constitution and he had to let me go because I’m a white native from the suburbs.

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nugginthat•

In the event you get pulled over and they arrest you because they are a non-native police and you are drunk, Polis will pardon you but only if you can prove that you drank exclusively IPAs. This is why I recommend piling up your empties in the passenger seat next to you.

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ChadwithZipp2•

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_xxxxxx_hobosopa•

They are all just jerks anyway. If they won't listen to and act only on my feelings, what good are they?

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DHfrenzy•

I tried this and I got shot

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kenuffffOP•

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