She thinks I’m just some dumb hick. She said that to me on a date!
Posted Sep 5, 2021, 2:14 AM UTC
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coffin flop is a guaranteed god damn hit. they probably called jeff chris down from indiana to mix the sound track professionally
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I think it's all rigged, how could that many bodies fall out of their coffins?
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They goose ‘em a little bit ok? So they’re goosed. So what. Every tv show has some little production tricks.
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You GOOSE them?
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Its an old circus term. THATS why we say it
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GOOSE. SUIT.
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Oh MY god, GOOSE SUIT
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Not troll boy!!!
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Right? And how could 1 out of 5 be nude?
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I don't know what to tell you! They're just filming funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out!
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I didn't rig SHIT!
I DIDNT FUCKIN DO THIS!!!
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It's right in my Q-zone!
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No coffin please, just wet, wet mud. Bae.
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Boo caught me sleeping
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Just naked dead bodies blasting through shit wood.
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And hitting pavement
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She doesn't know because they took CornCob TV off her Spectrum.
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This fucking world’s so fucked up
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Why? There’s worse shit on the local news.
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I don't know what to tell you, bud. I guess people are mad at the owners of CornCob TV because they showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes?
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CALL SPECTRUM AND SAY IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT, IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS!
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You sure about that? You sure about that’s why?
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These coffins are how I pay for my house!
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They're how I keep my house HOT
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TABLES!!!!!
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I’ll keel you
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It's not a show
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It’s just hours and hours of real people falling out of coffins at funerals
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We're allowed to show 'em nude 'cause they don't got no souls!
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Has she ever watched Bozo Dubbed Over? It’s “Bozo Dubbed Over” with spaces between all the words.
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It's not rigged I can tell ya that
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It’s just bodies falling out of shit wood and hitting pavement.
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What is this thread. I don’t get any of this ?! Guess I’m spending to much time at Dan Flashes down at the Creeks.
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Seriously my favorite skit of all time. What gets me is how much work must have gone into each take for each funeral to look unique and for all the wood bits to get cleaned up between shots. Absolute comedic masterpiece.
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Please enjoy this very thorough article on the making of Coffin Flop https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vulture.com/amp/article/i-think-you-should-leave-coffin-flop-sketch.html
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Let me know if she starts hogging all the fully loaded nachos on your date, I know a foolproof plan to get her to stop.
What?!
You have to find a place with a rule about how one person can’t just hog all the fully loaded nachos leaving like just chips.
Not even
Just ASK a waiter to SAY they have a rule
^^^^what!?
Wouldn't you agree that's all you need to avoid unequal nacho distribution?