If your crotch frui......I mean child is sick...DO NOT SEND THEM TO SCHOOL!

While I am honored to have earned the achievement *Student Projectile Vomits in Class* today.

It was painful when I was forced to accept the achievement...as a substitute teacher in middle school.....

Between the mix of Covid/Broken AC/ 95 Degrees Outside/ It being the 1st class of the day/ the awful smell/ the huge panic of the rest of the students. It was not an enjoyable moment.

The whole day even after they cleaned it, I had to smell it.

Anytime a new group of students walked in for the period the 1st words were "Oh what's that smell, I feel like I am going to be sick."

The pain in the student's voice when she said "I told my mom I was sick, but she told me to get over it" sticks inside my mind.

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If your child is sick let them have the day off......do not send them to school.

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Stop reading here if you do not want to know the area of damage from the projectile vomit!

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40 percent on the wall

40 percent on the carpet

10 percent on the door

10 percent in the trash can

Also the student either really likes Cheetos, Goldfish, or Cheeze its....just guessing from context clues.