He said he wanted to make it quick, maybe he meant quick like two years.

Well she is wearing the exact same outfit

And the doll is a prop from the high school auditorium.

I should've had the pregnant one saying "my twin sister said you sold your books" lol

She’s not only pregnant but had a child recently too

I mean having the spare money to rent a cool sports car is still a minor reason to brag

Yeah, I just thought it was kinds funny how he brags so much about renting it.

Yes, "f*** books. I have money now" is very wholesome.

It's nice to see, at least by internet terms, a wholesome version of this meme.

My favorite part is "that's cool". Like he's super jacked that he has it and she's just like w/e.

I don’t give a shit if everyone knows you’re the CEO, wear the fucking tag, bitch.

*Major shareholder

We live in a society, and it's not as epic as this comic, smh

I’m going to tell my kids this is Jeff Bezos’ biography

I’m gonna need a book on how to heal bones

There was no sound or anything, my bones just vanished.

This meme has gotten more BHJ mileage than a 1972 Mack Truck running nonstop coast to coast hauls.

Imagine having $5000