Really? I think it‘a 6969. If it seems to stop at 7, just keep scrolling until you hear a WHOOP WHOOP sound

Always warn nearby aircraft 1st so they can fly over on an Intercept.

They used their horns to warn, and it was all right!

Yep. Did it to two planes over the pacific. Phones these days can reach the pacific all the way from europe apparently!

Sure I got arrested for "interfering with aviation", but I helped!

911 please do it fast it rerouts to atc immediately upon saying "planes about to crash"

call MS Paint!  you need to draw those arrows in a different direction, quick!

It's not in America so you need to call the CIA.

You must squat over a sewage drain and absorb the fumes. This way you can release a belch that will send shockwaves to the aircraft. These shockwaves will wake up the pilots. Reddit will then realize you're a hero and flair the thread.

This is no time for jokes. How do I flair this thread as serious?

Oh, “air traffic sim 4”, I’ve played this one … if you’ve got a touch-enabled device like a smartphone, just use your finger to drag them further apart on the screen!  If you’re playing on PC you might need to use your mouse, but as long as you can move the planes before they smack into each other, you should still get your “landing bonus”!

They are not Even moving.. what is the problem?

Always look out for INCOMING traffic -- they always get priority.  They're bringing in fresh $$$.  Ramp fees, fuel, taxes, etc.  The ones that just left already spent their money so don't worry about them.  Let them broke asses float in the water.

When you're walkin down the street

and you see a little ghost

whatcha gonna do about *Ghostbusters*

Call a Drone pylot!!  They can read sectional charts so they can help you reroute the planes safely!

Guys when you see something like that on FlightRadar DON’T FORGET TO FILE NASA REPORT!!!

Like this is just a joke right? Please tell me somebody on another sub didn’t ask this

Should have called me so I could grab the popcorn

***\*BOOM\****  


Look. They nearly missed.

RESPOND QUICKLY planes about to crash into eachother, who should I call to warn them?