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I love announcements about announcements.

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PraiseTheMetal591Newtownabbey•

They've pre-announced the announcement about the announcement.

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Batman_Biggins•

Somewhere, Malcolm Tucker is screaming his head off.

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PraiseTheMetal591Newtownabbey•

They better get back in there and un-announce it.

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aminthemiddletoo•

That's tomorrow's threads sorted.

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Guitar_CommieBelfast•

To be pedantic about it, he said he’s announcing the dates for the opening and closing of the portal for applications. He could technically announce the portal is opening with official applications opening at a later date.

‘You just go ahead and put your wee details in there and we’ll get back to you when we can’

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PraiseTheMetal591Newtownabbey•

Needs more use of "wee".

Pop your wee details on the wee form and we(e)'ll get back to you with your wee voucher for your wee shopping trip.

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jonjonUKOK•

'So you can buy wee buns for your wee ones'.

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PraiseTheMetal591Newtownabbey•

That's not a bad slogan.

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TFFTN•

And the price of a Switch has just dropped for the first time in years, unearthly forces are converging.

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Tired of this scheme already. Only the 12th July can be delivered on time 😂

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if Stormont wanted to "save the high street" it would look at things like outrageous business rates that's making high street shops unviable and the lack of parking making them inaccessible...

but those are practical solutions so it will never happen

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SeamyC•

Can't believe they got away with putting that horrendous map of the Six Counties onto the card.

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misohungry1•

Erm why? Its hardly gonna have another region/province on it. The objective of the card is that its spent on NI high streets

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aminthemiddletoo•

What towns are meant to be represented on it? Derry isn't there but somewhere between Limavdy and Coleraine. It looks like Armoy for Antrim, then Belfast, Downpatrick, Armagh, Enniskillen, somewhere between Omagh and Cookstown and finally, the piste de resistance, Castlederg! Who gives a fuck about Castlederg. It's only a petrol station so you can reach Letterkenny.

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Ricerat•

You not gonna get your £100 then? Can I have yours?

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