Am i driving the Corolla as, while acting like a bitch, or, driving the Corolla while making it my bitch?

Is there some Corolla hate here? I'm seriously curious because my cars been vandalized every year since moving here haha

Because you instinctively drive a Corolla like a bitch.

Other findings include people driving a subu are involved in accidents in the snow more so than corolla owners.

Attorney General Finds that people from CA are more likely to complain about the police then also complain their bike was stolen.