Crack Dream #1 Nostradamus Vs. Apollo

This may be low effort or too much effort,but I’ve decided to post my crack dreams of SNV in Reddit from now on. I’m too bored and I need to type something. If it sounds canon, I assure you, it’s not. Any similar stuff that could happened in the future are pure coincidences. I’m not a prophet. Lets get started.

If you're a homophobe, you don't need to read this. You should've expected this in a series with a high chance of yaoi fanart popping up.

One of the battles was Nostradamus VS. Apollo.

Nostradamus was wearing a plague doctor clothes. It covered every part of his body.Cooler than the accurate ones.He looked a bit rugged.Looks as tall as Loki.A mask is covering his entire face.He’s really quiet, but for some reason, you can feel his emotions even with the mask on. Looks about 181 cm.

Apollo was hot, really REALLY hot.A narcissistic hot, the kind that will show off that they’re better than you and you know it. He has his entire bisexual harem(probably over 100)cheering for him. He’s a bit spoiled, hedonistic and lazy, but can do something if he puts effort. Seems a bit obsessive. Looks about 185 cm.

So during the battle, Nostra was doing this prediction stuff, kinda like Buddha and Adam. Apparently he unconsciously used this skill in his life, getting only small glimpses of the future. He didn’t thought they were predictions in the first place and just wrote down what he saw for fun based on his own interpretations. That’s why most of the prophecies are really vague.The prediction is in his mind and short, but enough to dodge most of the attacks Apollo is throwing at him. He fights with much more fatal toxins similar to the bubonic plague through syringes.

It’s enough to kill gods at least. Then you have Apollo. He was a champion in both close and far combat. He defeated Ares in boxing and is credited with inventing archery with Artemis. He also has a more advanced skill of prediction as well. The fight is basically trying to one up the other with their attacks and judgements.

Their meeting on the battlefield was tense, mostly from Nostradamus. Did you know that Apollo can also cause plagues? Intentional or not, Nostradamus believes Apollo caused the Bubonic plague because he can smell the same disease on him, even with the mask on. He really hates him for it.

The fight starts and continues to get more and more heated, attacks only grazing their skin and clothes. Both of them can heal themselves if time allows them. As Nostradamus is a doctor and Apollo is also a god of medicine, it’s a really lengthy battle. Then Apollo gets a fatal hit on Nostradamus…if it wasn’t for the mask blocking it. It gets knock out off Nostra’s face… revealing a really cute guy.Early to mid 20s.

Everyone’s reactions were nearly the same as Adam’s introduction, some of the gods remarked him as adorable. One of the people that Nostradamus met on the human side comments that he wasn’t this young.

It then cuts to Brunhild explaining to Goll that Nostradamus’s appearance is his golden age, way different from his old self.It was when he got his prediction powers.

It took a moment for Nostradamus to realize his mask came off. He doesn’t really care about his appearance, but he’s pissed that the mask came off.

Unfortunately,Apollo saw his face. He’s absolutely smitten by him.

The following conversation went on like this: Apollo: Sleep with me.

Nostra:…The fuck are you going on about?

Apollo: Please. I don’t think I can live my life without you anymore.

Nostra: We’re literally fighting each other to death right now.

Apollo:Just once!A one night stand! Come on!

Nostra:NO.

Nostradamus is absolutely flabbergasted at Apollo’s advances. He doesn’t see how or why Apollo’s acting like this.All of the Greek gods watching either sighed,looked away,shocked, or laughing. This seems to be a regular thing with Apollo, but they didn’t expect him to do this thing now.

Ares: Why the hell is he doing this game now!? I get that he thinks that human is hot, but-

Hermes: Pffft-now Ares, isn’t this entertaining? Though, I can tell how this ends.

Zeus: Wheezing like he’s in Helheim

The advances continued until Apollo says something very, very bad for the gods.

Apollo: Please, I'm begging-...!I’ll surrender if you sleep with me after!

Everyone from the Gods gets more serious.

Ares: Apollo, you ass! You’re giving up a point for the Gods just for sleeping with a human!?

Apollo: Shut up, Ares! This is between him and I!

Hermes: Well, he is the closest child to Zeus after all.

Zeus:...I only slept with only over 200! I hate to admit it, Apollo has more spunk than me in my youth!

Hermes: I don't believe that is helping your case, Zeus-sama.

Ares: Even the human is uncomfortable! Just get on with the fighting!

Apollo won't budge, even with all the death threats and pleads from the other gods. His eyes sparkled with "innocence", and it's aimed at Nostra.

Nostra: Uh, uhhhh...I am...was, married twice.

Apollo: I don't mind if you're a widower or a divorcee. Or even married.

Nostra: I'm technically a old man...

Apollo: Most of the gods here are as old as humanity itself, including me.

Nostra: Ah! Um,,,You have a harem...

Apollo: I'll break it apart if it's just to be with you.

Nostra: ....

He's not going to take no for an answer, that's for sure. Apollo holds on to the hands of Nostra, gripping it tightly with expectation. I'm writing this like a fanfic to show you just how gay it was.

Nostra looks towards Brunhild and Goll. Goll could only look away with regret not helping him, with Brunhild blinking in morse code, for some reason.

Brunhild: (JUST TAKE THE WIN)

Nostra looks towards the gods' side. Ares closes his eyes with a the sense of guilt and shame. Zeus still laughing and Hermes simply smiling, also blinking in morse code.

Hermes: (I'M SORRY)

Nostradamus doesn't have the any other options left. Visible sweat drops on his skin. With a highly confused voice, Nostra could only mumble some words.

Nostra: I...uh, sure?

Apollo expressions rosed with the sinking realization that the man in front of him, the one he met today, accepted his..."proposal".

Apollo:...YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!FUCK YEAH! I SURRENDER, YOU ASSES!

Poor Heimdall was watching silently in the distance, wondering if there was something he could've done to keep the fight going, and save Nostradamus from that deal. With worry on the sides, he announces the winner of the battle is Nostradamus.

Other than that, I don't think Apollo and Nostradamus went actually went through with the deal. Both of them were alive, Apollo actually did disbanded his harem, but I don't know about the rest. I'm going to assume that Apollo's on Humanity's side now.

Remember, this isn't real. Just some weird dream from my that I just happened to remember.