Fun Poll No 31

What's your favorite Jerry quote in Volume 2? (Pt 1)

1. “You know, it might just be the Pedialyte talking, but you’re making a lot of really good points. You ever think about starting a religion?”
2. “Thank you for calling the artisan dildo emporium. This is your sommelier, Calvin Ambrose. How may I direct your call?”
3. “Hey, I’m totally listening to you, and I know it’s important, but I just farted and it was really bad and I wanted to warn you because I’ve been eating broccoli all day and I think we should go wait outside for a few minutes.”
4. “I’m making some din-din and planning my takedown of the patriarchy.”
5. “I don’t know much about expressions, but you ever felt a witch’s dick before? It’s pretty freakin’ cold.”
6. “You can’t argue with results.”

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