Hear me out - Agreeableness theory

So the corporations who run the government, business, media, and us need people to be agreeable and to act in a conformist fashion. They want us to be easily controlled —for us act predictably and to follow orders. This way they have a quiet, servile labor force and consumers who line their pockets.

Why, then, would they create a vaccine that harms their sheep? Hot take: they wouldn’t, because only agreeable, go-with-the-narrative people take the vaccine. Those who don’t skew disagreeable.

The conspiracy is this: a real virus leaks from a bio-laboratory in china. The corporations see an amazing opportunity. Create a vaccine that will disproportionately save the lives of agreeable, normal people. This way, all of the hard-headed people do mental gymnastics (or receive disinfo from rightwing shills) and die off from one of the countless variants that the agreeable will continue to take vaccines for.

I don’t actually think this is a concerted effort, but rather a happenstance situation that the puppetmasters love. All of the normal people they use to make a living continue on and maintain the status quo while all the rubes who somehow turned an actual health crisis into a political-victim mentality die off, which benefits the puppetmasters since the same people who threaten the cultural stability in turn cause the puppetmaster’s bottom line to fluctuate to a degree they find unsettling.