SRSPUA 2.0: RISE OF THE FEMPIRE! (READ THIS NEW RULES)

Good news everyone! The SRSPUA expansion pack has arrived! Sequel to the smash hit, “SRSPUA,” “SRSPUA: Rise of the Fempire” is bound to excite all fans! Spermjack as many NWs as possible with the new Artist type: The KUA!

New rules include:

You must now specify whether your post is a PUA or KUA post by having [PUA] or [KUA] in front of them

In [KUA] posts males must be referred to as “NWs”

In [PUA] posts females must be referred to as “HBs”

Introducing a brand new glossary of terms for KUAs!

KUA- Knock Up Artist- a woman who is a master at getting NWs to get her pregnant and pay child support

NW- stands for Net Worth, determines how much money a male’s sperm is worth. Can go from 1-10

ACF- Average Childless Feminist- everyone who isn’t a KUA

SJ- Sperm Jack- the act of jacking an NW’s sperm

Peahenning- The act of picking out NWs in a crowd who are wearing something ridiculous so you can be sure they have bad judgement and will be easy to s-close

Possing- the act of giving little, false compliments to NWs to boost their confidence so they’ll make a move

Nino- letting the NW touch you to increase his confidence

CIRP- Child Induced Retirement Plan- when you’ve jacked enough sperm from NWs and made so much money off of the child support payments that you can retire

CS- Condom Sabotage- an advanced method for jacking sperm to make sure that you collect the NW’s seed

ACD- Anti- Creep Defense- NWs instinctively want to fuck everything that moves but they may every now and then throw up an anti- creep defense which will stop them from groping you. This is bad because it makes it harder to steal their man juice

S- Close- Sperm Close- Successfully jacking a NW’s sperm

F- Close- Friend Close- sometimes you have to friendzone an NW because he’s just so nice that it’ll be hard to leave him for someone else to spermjack.

C- Close- get pregnant, get the first child support letter in the mail

Don’t forget ladies, you get bonus points from an NW if you get him to cheat on his wife with you!

EDIT: We are always open to suggestions for patches, so if you have a term you feel needs to be implemented please don't hesitate to comment!