What would be the worst thing a parent could say to call their kids to dinner?
Posted Nov 25, 2021, 10:06 PM UTC
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"Hey Johnny, take your dick outta your sister's pussy for five minutes and get down here and fuckin' eat somethin'! Lucy, that goes for you too, your brother can cum in ya later, it's fuckin' dinnah time!"
(read that in Bill Burr's voice for maximum effect)
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You're adopted, but it's okay! We found the receipt. Btw, dinner's in your suitcase
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I wanna stuff you deeper than that turkey until you give me your gravy all over my biscuits.
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Come feast, you fucking crotch goblins
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Come get on this titty!
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Hey ya little sons of bitches get your dinner.
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Kids dinnertime! Let's enjoy because in an hour earth will be destroyed by a massive asteroid.
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Me: Kids! Hurry up. Your mother is almost done. Kids: Okay Dad, we're here. Where's Mum? Oven timer: Ding!
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Dinner's up, you fat fucks.