HOLY SHIT, remember when Howard said this??!!
Posted Dec 4, 2021, 1:03 AM UTC
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Gah, what a terrible body.
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Seven.
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Out of 100
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noinety noine
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ZERO POINT ZERO
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super steamy
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One of Howard's greatest early (and now forgotten) bits was when he threw a giant tantrum over not being able to say "penis" on the air, followed by him saying "penis" like a hundred times in a row. I had to pull over so I didn't crash into a tree.
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I remember that. I laughed so hard I crashed the plane I was flying into the Hudson River. Luckily I got all the passengers out safely and was lauded as a hero.
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I prank called the airline and asked them if they had any flights out of JFK into the Hudson River. Everyone laughed, especially Jackie. I used the name "Ronald Higgins".
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But then I denied it ever happened and said it never actually went out over the air.
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Yeah but you were saving your life too, so that's more like you're just doing your job...
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The fact that I agreed with Robin really worried me
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So are firefighters heroes or just people doing their jobs? Curious.
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Username checks out
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Thank you for your service ! Mr. Savage
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You are no hero, you were just doing your job calm down.
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That doesn't make you a hero
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Halt!
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This is a goodTasteArrest !
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It's ALMOST like every white guy who goes to prison.
| addicted to drugs | ✅ |
|---|---|
| has shitty prison tattoos to give off the appearance of being tougher than he actually is | ✅ |
| wishes he could go back to the way things were but will never admit to it as not to appear weak | ✅ |
| willing to engage in risky sexual behavior with total strangers due to complete lack of options | ✅ |
| best friend is a guy named bubba | ✅ |
| hits the weights and gets jacked because what the hell else are you going to do all day | -- |
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I want you to go to motherfuckin jail for this!
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His tattoos are corny
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Porn for the blind
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Theater of the mind
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Awwwwwww... .yeahhhhh!!!!! Dropping loads!!!!!
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Karrot the conquer got a borted.
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I want you to go to jail for this.
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He's truly vile
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I need to start working out more
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Pig tits
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His body is frowning .
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Where’s Borts page? Did he get it taken down again?
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I really didn't need to see his vinegar strokes .
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Fuck that’s embarrassing— who gets a Bizarro tattoo?
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I thought he was a big fan of ? and the Mysterians. Like maybe he listens to "96 Tears" while he's humping Katelyn.
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I'm going to choose believe he's just tying his shoes in this picture :)
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He’s got farm animal tits!