Evangelicals view of sex.

You have sex outside of marriage. Evangelicals: that’s evil and immoral and you’re going to hell

You have gay thoughts. Evangelicals: that’s evil and immoral and you’re going to hell

You have sex as a minor. Evangelicals: that’s evil and immoral and you’re going to hell

You’re not sure about marriage so you decide to live together. Evangelicals: that’s evil and immoral and you’re going to hell

As a minor, You get raped and impregnated by an older cousin. Evangelicals: Wow! You’ve been blessed with a gift from god!!!

Posted Dec 6, 2021, 10:18 PM UTC

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bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry•

The same evangelicals are banging the pool boy.

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ZomunieoAtheist•

Only the wealthy ones who can afford a pool and a pool boy are banging the pool boy.

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Witchqueen•

And they're always obsessed with other people's sex. Like it's any of their business. Then they get all huffy when other people express any interest in their own sex practices. Like banging the altar boy or visiting the strip club. Or cheating on their wives with the organist. And so on. The hypocrisy is stultifying!

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Unholy-Ultraviolet•

Sounds about white!

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third_declensionEx-Theist•

At the Independent Fundamentalist Baptist church I had to attend in my youth, sex was considered so dirty that it could not be discussed. There were sermons against fornication, but it was never defined; and half the time the preacher was talking about some sort of "spiritual" fornication anyway.

It's entirely possible that some young unmarried women got pregnant because nobody told them the facts of life. Even though ignorant, they would have been shamed right out of the church.

I suspect that the church regarded masturbation as a sin, but if I had asked, I would have gotten in trouble for "having thoughts about such filth".

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glenglenda•

And yet how many pastors get caught raping kids or having secret gay sex romps with sex workers. A lot.

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Schmezzan•

christ, i swear man i have no respect for people who push their beliefs on other people

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Temporala•

It's even worse than that.

ANY sexy thoughts about ANYONE at ANY TIME besides your Biblical spouse are a sin equal to adultery. Straight, gay, doesn't matter. Sin, evil, hell.

No wonder that they're that crazy and neurotic. Everyone except asexuals really are sinners, and has to continuously beg Jesus for mercy. Of course, they also attack asexuals as sinners who don't obey God's plan or something because they don't fill the Earth with babies, while Catholics add forced celibacy of priests on that list.

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pennylanebarbershopAnti-Theist•

Evangelicals are the lowest form or human life.

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null640•

"Evangelical" is their brand name...

Call the what they are, Fundamentalists or Fundies....

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