What is your favorite, funny, tear-off add?

I am making a bulletin board in my residence hall and I am putting a ton of funny ones onto it. However, now that I need them I seem to be completely unable to find any online. These are the ads I am talking about, but most can't apply to what I am doing. My favorite that I do have, which I made by hand says "DO you think this octopus has too many arms?" and you can rip off its arms which each have yes written on them.