I am the differentiate of the motion of all liquid matter over time. AMA

inb4: yes, tidal imbalances in the neural matter of smaller forms adjusts their predetermination tracks. yes, when a particularly large amount of blood is spilled at the same time, i get headaches. yes, my thoughts can theoretically be intercepted and decrypted - if you happen to have pandimensional sight of the surface of every star of every dimensional depth.