**Invincible** Children: For Just Pennies a Day you can Sponsor a Child Soldier!

Please help my new pro-Kony support the child troops charity. For just under $0.88 per day we can feed and equip an African child with ammo and grenades, as well as body armor (it doesn't cost as much because they're smaller). Also, our elementary school-certified drill instructors will train these adorable little tots in handling the considerable recoil of the AK-47 as well as interrogation techniques and how to commit truly shocking atrocities. Over 55% of your donations will go directly to senseless violence. I will keep the rest.

Send Donations to:

*DeBeers Corporation *6957 Blood Diamond Lane *Palestine, Alabama 56687

Edit: This is my first post so please don't hesitate to call me a faggot or racist names if you cannot think of a more creative insult. Also, please tell me this is a lame repost and how this is the wrong subreddit. Does it belong in r/politics or r/aww? Oh, and make fun of my formatting, I'm too lazy to figure that shit out.