Tookees

I got my 2 keys but everyone I know is already part of the beta. First 2 posts that include all 26 letters of the alphabet and make sense will each get a key.

EDIT: Wowowow I suck at wording. Basically, I want a short story or just a single sentece that uses every letter in the alphabet. Please don't use fake words or names.

EDIT2: Wow that was fast. 2 legit entries before I even finished the first edit :P Thanks for playing everybody! The prizes are being handed out now.