So here is one of those from the "you can't make this up"file...

My coworkers and I are all going in for our bosses birthday today. we pooled our money and decided to buy him a big black vagina cake. As one of my friends hours to pick it up, he gets into a car accident. Now i'm taking the subway (in Boston) en route to try to get to the erotic baker. My friend is ok, just a little fender Bender but he needs to get his car towed. Reddit what am I going to do for 3 hours in downtown Boston while holding a vagina cake? Also does anybody else have any stories like this? I'm sure I've misspelled a few words here and there because i'm on my phone...