Coffee... holy fucking shit.

I was a member of the church for 35 years and I never really liked coffee.

Upon returning to work after recovering from a bout with the flu, I had the constant feeling like I was recovering from a NyQuil buzz — it was some serious brain fog. I needed a jolt, so I had a cup of the office coffee. Holy. Fucking. Shit. I was able to focus and get shit done. I felt like an octopus, multi-tasking like a fucking boss.

I'm a believer in caffeine. It's helped me more than the Holy Ghost ever did.