"So why has god only given us 15 billion years left to live until the sun dies?"

This was off a british program call outnumbered and it was a question from one of the boys to a priest. Along with. "when Jesus was a bit older and he were still getting searched for by the Romans why couldn't he shapeshift into a roman and then when they were asleep he could go round and kill them all so they would stop searching for him?"