I could make a killing during the zombie apocalypse...

...With zombie scented body spray. Long-lasting and pungent! Never worry about being eaten again.

Inversely, if zombies detect the living by scent (as suggested by season 1), zombie cologne! Makes even the most rancid of the undead smell like tender, juicy, living human. Just a tiny douse (only four or five gallons per zombie) and soon you'll be rebuilding civilization again as your natural predators will be busy snacking on each other.

Prices start as low as just five hundred payments of $10.99. /scumbag