Write me a limerick, Reddit!

I was in a mud run with a few friends earlier. One of them left her sports bra in the bag of muddy clothes. I have this idea to get a gift bag from Victoria's Secret, and give it back to her in front of her class.

I'd like to attach an inappropriate limerick to it, but I'm no good. This is all I've got so far.

The run was fun, but you were the prize.

"Nip-slips," "Putt-putts." Couldn't close my eyes!

Don't think me a creep,

You left this in the Jeep.

I washed it. Not once, but twice.

Do better, Reddit?