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BlueInq

About to get 40 lashes tomorrow for killing the president of Sudan. How do I deal with this eventuality?

After having a heated argument with one of our housemates I decided to let off some steam by murdering the president of Sudan. The other housemates unfortunately snitched on me and it seems like murdering the president of Sudan is frowned upon in Sudan. How was I supposed to know this? Proof: Sudan Couldn't think of anything else that could provide proof without revealing identity.

Posted Mar 24, 2012, 10:42 PM UTC

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